The second string goes “well that absolutely will not fly, Strings are sentient beings and we demand respect” The second string walks into a bar and before she can even ask the bartender spys her “I TOLD THAT OTHER STRING, I DON’T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE, NOW GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT” The second string stumbles out of the bar in disbelief, sitting down next to the first string. “I just can’t believe, in this day and age, we strings still face so much prejudice.” As the two strings bemoan their fate, a third string walks by “Lady, Gentleman, what has you two so sad looking?” The two strings recant the story of the evil bartender. The third string listens and thinks for a while, then says “alright, i’m getting us all drinks, don’t you worry about a thing” Despite their pleas the third string heads into the bar, but before he goes to order he goes to the bathroom and musses his hair up, twists around, gets all out of sorts. The third string looks in the mirror at his work and nods once. He walks out of the bathroom and walks up to the bar “excuse me sir, i’d like to buy 3 beers to go” The bartender slowly waddles over, suspiciously eyeing the third string and ask “you ain’t one of them strings are ya?” The third string looks him dead in the eye and says “no sir, i’m a frayed knot” THE END
OH MY GOODNESS IT’S SO AWFUL AND PUNNY AND YES!
10/10 would retell!